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Elizabeth Swann

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Grey's Anathomy

I'm lyin' here on the floor where you left me
I think, I took too much
I'm cryin' here, what have you done?
I thought it would be fun

natasha bedingfield

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1. Throw a stick and tell him to fetch it.
2. When he doesn't get it say ‚‚What kind of a dog are you?‚‚
3. Buy him a kitten for his birthday and name it Edward.
4. Tell him that he needs a hair cut and take him to the pet groomers.
5. Buy him a ‚‚Bite Me‚‚ tee-shirt.
6. Buy him a shock collar and press the button every time he swears.
7. Give him a muzzle.
8. Go cliff diving without him.
9. Wait for him to come save you when you start to drown.
10. When he asks you why you didn't just swim and save yourself, say you didn't know how to doggie paddle and ask if he can teach you.
11. When you get out of the lake, insist that he needs to give you CPR.
12. When he leans down to give you CPR, hold your nose and make a crack about him smelling like wet dog.
13. Kiss him.
14. Then push him off.
15. Then ask if your safe and he doesn't have any rabies that you need to worry about.
16. Follow him around singing ‚‚Who let the dogs out (Who! Who! Who!)‚‚
17. Buy him dog treats and a chew toy for his birthday.
18. When he gets mad, begin to cry and say that Edward would have been grateful.
19. Ask him why he doesn't glitter in the sun.
20. Then wait until he goes to bed, and dump glitter glue all over him.
21. When he walks up the next morning, open the window shade to let the sunlight in and clap your hands, saying that he glitters to!
22. Ask him if he has fleas.
23. Tell him that you know the ‚‚real‚‚ reason why the La Push guys are so close.
24. Wink when you do #23.
25. Tell him to go fetch a space heater.
26. Ask him to get you a Coke from the fridge and, if he does, pat his head and say ‚‚Good Boy‚‚
27. If he doesn't, hit him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
28. Whenever he tries to speak, howl at the top of your lungs.
29. Walk behind him a really long time, constantly toutching his butt.
30. When he asks what you're doing, tell him you're looking for his tail.
31. Compare the number of Edward fans to Jacob fans.
32. Make insinuations about pack having ‚‚hot homo doggie fun‚‚
33. Go into his bathroom and replace his shampoo with flea shampoo.
34. Whenever he says ‚‚werewolf‚‚ scream ‚‚SHAPE SHIFTER‚‚ in his ear at the top of your lungs.
35. Tell him that he's the love child of Remus Lupin and Sirius Black, since he's a werewolf and his last name is Black.
36. When you can't find him, sing ‚‚Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone‚‚
37. Dress up like a vampire and go trick or treating in La Push.
38. Tell him that real men sparke in the sun.
39. Bring him over to your house for dinner and serve him Purina Dog food.
40. Serve that food in a plastic doggie dish.
41. When he gets mad at you, make a sad face by pushing out your lower lip and bulging your eyes.
42. If he asks what you're doing, tell him you're trying to do the puppy eyes.
43. Ask him to kiss you.
44. Then push him off, and punch him in the face.
45. Then scream and yell about him breaking your hand.
46. Put up missing dog posters with his name on them.
47. Paint his motorcycle hot pink.
48. Sneeze and tell him that you must be allergic to dogs.
49. Sing ‚‚I kissed a girl‚‚ but change the words to ‚‚I kissed a wolf‚‚
50. Tell him that Edward bit Bella and now she's a hungry newborn looking for his blood.
51. After telling him that, find Edward and lock him and Jacob up in a room together.
52. Video the results #51.
53. Post that video on youtube.
54. Ask if Edward dazzles him.
55. When he comes over to your house, close your toilet seat down, telling him you have to be careful so that he doesn't drank from it.
56. When walking down the street with him, make sure to avoid fire hydrants.
57. Whenever he looks at you, begin to sing ‚‚Mr. Brightside‚‚
58. Lick your finger and touch his chest, making a sizzle sound.
59. Ask him about Air Budd, his bff.
60. Go into his garage and steal all of his tools.
61. Brush his hair and then shake your head, complaning about his horrible shedding.
62. Every time he says something respond with ‚‚Sure, sure‚‚
63. Buy him a Team Edward shirt.
64. Force him to wear it.
65. When he weras it, go up to him, screaming like a fan girl ‚‚OMG! Me too!‚‚ while pointing at his shirt.
66. Take ‚‚Breaking Dawn‚‚ and make him read Bella and Edward's honeymoon scene.
67. When he gets all mad, lean into his ear whisper ‚‚We could do that‚‚
68. Then pull away and say ‚‚Oh, I forgot, you're with Seth, right‚‚
69. Ask him if he knows that really cute puppy on those Charmin commercials.
70. Tap him on the shoulder constantly without stopping.
71. When he turns around say ‚‚Edward won!‚‚
72. When he gets all depressed, ask him what's the matter a thousand times.
73. Then say ‚‚That's right, you just *keep, keep bleeding love*‚‚
74. When he phases, steal his pants.
75. Tell him that his being half-naked bothers you.
76. Tell him you would rather see Edward half-naked.
77. Tell him that you're a Virgo and proud of it.
78. Touch his forehead and then freak out about how hot he is.
79. Tell him that he should see a doctor for that fever.
80. Then take him to see Dr. Carlisle Cullen.
81. Then the entire time, keep leaning over and whispering ‚‚Isn't he hot?‚‚
82. Wait until he goes to sleep and load his doorway and window frame with silver so that he can't get out.
83. Ask if he's going to Bella and Edward's wedding.
84. When he says no, ask him ‚‚Why, don't you have anything to wear?‚‚
85. When he glares at you pull out a sparkly pink dog collar and say ‚‚Because I thotght you would need something nice‚‚
86. When he has to go to the bathroom, bring him outside and point at the ground.
87. When he asks to go bask inside, shake your head and say ‚‚No one likes a doggie who isn't housetrained‚‚
88. Ask him to do karaoke and then sing The Bella Cullen Project's ‚‚Sexy Vampire‚‚
89. Stop singing the moment you say Edward's name and start about how amazing Edward Cullen is.
90. Call him your ‚‚Widdle Jakie Poo‚‚
91. Count the number of these things you can do before he phases and rips you to shreds.
92. If he threatens you, tell him that Bella doesn't like it when he gets violent.
93. When he glares at you, smile and say ‚‚Neither would your lover, Seth‚‚
94. When he growls, say ‚‚We don't want another Sam-and-Emily incident, do we?‚‚
95. When he begins to shake, say ‚‚OMG! He's having a seizure!‚‚
96. When he growls again, tell him that his growl really isn't that scary.
97. When he phases, find a tennis ball and throw it, yelling at him to feth.
98. When he tries to kill you, run over the boundary line and laugh at him.
99. Read #100.
100. Ask him what it's like to date the Loch Ness Monster.

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